Kevin and I welcome your questions. Hopefully, most of them are answered below. But if you want to learn more, feel free to get in touch. We’d love to hear from you about your experience with Funkless and how our natural deodorant has changed your life.
◼ How Does Funkless Work?
We use a blend of antibacterial ingredients, antimicrobial oils, and drying agents (desiccants) to keep you smelling fresh all day. While Funkless is not an antiperspirant, it does absorb excess perspiration. Our gentle, yet effective, proprietary blend of ingredients magically keeps you Funkless all day and in-between showers. Our formula is the perfect balance of creaminess and absorbency, which will ensure that you feel confident all day.
◼I've never used a cream deodorant before, how do I apply Funkless?
A little bit of Funkless goes a long way. For the best result, put a small, fingertip-sized amount on your finger and smooth it into your armpit by swirling from outside to the inside. Keep in mind, you don’t need to over-apply and you should only use it once a day. A jar of Funkless should last quite a while. Because Funkless is all natural, it will wash off in the shower or if you go swimming—and that’s a very good thing.
◼ Is Funkless natural?
We are proud to affirm that Funkless is natural. It is also chemical-free, gluten free, corn free, soy free, preservative free and aluminum free. We strive to use the most natural ingredients and are constantly upgrading to more pure sources.
◼ What are the ingredients?
Funkless contains Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, Arrowroot Starch, Baking Soda, Magnesium Oxide, Essential Oils, and Vitamin E.
◼ How effective is Funkless.
Funkless is a highly effective deodorant. As Kevin says, “I would not continue to manufacture it if I didn’t think it worked better than any product that’s on the market. And that’s a fact.”
Funkless has been rigorously field-tested in the extreme seasons of NYC! And summer in New York City is no joke. It gets humid as hell here. We’ve also heard from people in all kinds of climates and they say it works all day, every day. In the summer, Funkless' texture is nice and creamy. In the winter, it can stiffen a bit, but is still soft and pliable. Funkless does best stored at room temperature.
◼ Is Funkless an antiperspirant?
Absolutely not. Funkless does not prevent perspiration. It's important to sweat. You smell because of bacteria and you sweat because you are detoxifying. Sweating helps us heal. That's why people have been using saunas for thousands of years. It doesn’t mean you have to stink, though.
◼ Do you have a stick? Or an applicator?
We understand that people like the idea of stick or an applicator for applying their deodorant. But we think that “giving funk the finger” is the best way to apply Funkless. Truth is, we really don’t want to “stabilize” our creamy product with wax. And we don't want to waste plastic, wood or other precious materials if we don't have to.
◼ Do you do retail?
We lovingly support local brick and mortar shops and Funkless is available at select retail stores.
CityWell 496 President Street, Brooklyn, NY 11215 (347) 294-0100
Pure Essentials Pharmacy 187 7th Avenue, Brooklyn, NY 11215 (718)-369-4500
The Modern Chemist 191 4th Avenue, Brooklyn, NY 11217 (347)-599-0174
The Modern Chemist 62 Water Street, Brooklyn, NY 11201 (347)-689-2007
We are also happy to supply to retailers. Please get in touch if you’d like to talk. Funkless.firstname.lastname@example.org or (917)-574-9726
◼ Cruelty free?
You betcha! Funkless is most definitely cruelty free and we are currently seeking our Cruelty Free Certification. You can rest assured, no animals were harmed in developing this product!
◼ How do I order Funkless?
It's easy to order Funkless online through Amazon.
We hope we have answered your questions. But if you've got more, please get in touch. Contact